As we approach the holidays, memories come flooding back. Good or bad, we all have them. Personally, Christmas time has always been a source of fond memories and good times for me. I don't celebrate the Christian ideal of Christmas (being Celtic Pagan, I celebrate Yule and the Solstice), but I wish all of my readers a happy Christmahannakwanzadonamus. Following is a little Christmas song I wrote a few years back when I was a drummer for a punk band in Nashville, Tennessee. Directly after that is a video of my favorite Christmas song of all time. Enjoy.
"Santa Claus is Stalking Me" by Scamp
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good, so be bad until it aches!
1, 2, 3, 4!
Santa Claus is stalking me, Santa Claus is stalking me, Santa Claus is stalking me, oh yeah.
Santa Claus is stalking me, Santa Claus is stalking me, Santa Claus is stalking me, oh yeah.
I'm sitting in my bedroom, awake and all alone.
I try to hear him on the roof, but all I hear are Mommy's moans.
1, 2, 3, 4!
Santa Claus is stalking me, Santa Claus is stalking me, Santa Claus is stalking me, oh yeah.
Santa Claus is stalking me, Santa Claus is stalking me, Santa Claus is stalking me, oh yeah.
He slithers down my chimney one night of every year.
Instead of leaving cookies and milk, I put out poisoned beer.
1, 2, 3, 4!
Santa Claus is stalking me, Santa Claus is stalking me, Santa Claus is stalking me, oh yeah.
Santa Claus is stalking me, Santa Claus is stalking me, Santa Claus is stalking me, oh yeah.
Santa Claus is stalking me, oh yeah!
Merry Fucking Christmas!
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A Fairytale of New York by The Pogues and Kristy McColl
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I do celebrate the commercial ideals of Christmas. If you want to send me a gift, send me an email or leave a comment. You know what they say. "'Tis better to give to a pup than to receive." I'm pretty sure that's the quote.
TTFN, ta ta for now!
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